A Few of my Favorite Quotes
by WHO on Sep-20-1999
  • Know thyself.
  • If there were no hypocrites, there would be no religion.
  • My ego is like my clitoris. If I don’t stroke it, who will?
  • It’s not that I love myself. It’s more like…total infatuation.
  • I’m sorry. You’re just not good enough for me.
  • Always choose buying a puppy over having a child. A puppy will just ruin your carpet. A child will ruin your whole fucking life.
  • You have to fuck my mind before you even think about fucking my body.
  • What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, the flower was still in your hand? Ah, what then?
  • What winks and fucks like a tiger? *wink*


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